volvo

1. (Volvo) (649↑, 229↓)

(n.) A small, swedish house with a panzer engine on the front and "HOWS MY DRIVING? 555-FUCK-YOU" stickers on the back.

throw as many bricks as you want at this volvo-you won't dent it.

Author: kung-fu jesus http://volvo.urbanup.com/798882

2. (volvo) (520↑, 145↓)

this is a [tank] in car clothings. can take all kinds of abuse, even [sexualy]. you can paint Go Al Quida in big white letters on the side and drive it at a [US] military patrole in [iraq]. it would only get a few dents. can also be used as a tractor, snow plow.

US soildier: oh shit its a volvo\! i need artillery on my position\!\!\!\!\!...run for your lives men\!

Author: mean mother fucker http://volvo.urbanup.com/1583751

3. (Volvo) (417↑, 139↓)

Car company known for their boxy but safe cars. See [Wagon]

I own a choclate lab and a Volvo wagon.

Author: Ted Krygier http://volvo.urbanup.com/357266

4. (Volvo) (287↑, 48↓)

A brand of car that came out of Sweden. Probably one of the best cars to make into a [sleeper], many have been modded to have over 400hp. Unlike most people think, modern Volvos are in fact very good looking and very fast for their price.

That Volvo owned that ricer in his Honda.

Author: Everruler http://volvo.urbanup.com/2166667

5. (Volvo) (325↑, 140↓)

Large, boxy and seemingly dowdy Swedish car brand. The older RWD volvos (1800, 100 series, 200 series, 700 series, 900 series) will quite literally run forever with good maintinence, and time will tell if the FWD and post-Ford cars will keep that mantle of reliability. Although often bashed for their emphasis on safety, Volvo has been building surprisingly sporty cars for quite some time, such as the 740 turbos which had 180 horsepower in the 1980's (at the same time that the corvette only had 220 to put things in perspective). The performance of the R-line of cars has increased from adequate to BMW M-car challenging with the new AWD s60R and v70R models.

My currently underpowered Volvo 940GLE sedan will become a mustang-eating Q-ship once I drop the twin-turbo S80 t6 engine into it.

Author: Alex B. http://volvo.urbanup.com/966925

6. (volvo) (156↑, 26↓)

An automotive company from sweden. Also builds some commercial trucks. They may not be the best looking cars to own. However they are by far the safest vehicles you could drive. They also are very reliable and seem to go forever if properly maintained.

Honda owner: Yo my honda is the shiznits and can blow the doors off that box you drive\! Volvo owner: Maybe it could. But im more likely going to be walking away in the event of a crash\!

Author: greatgalkan http://volvo.urbanup.com/2312094

7. (Volvo) (149↑, 25↓)

Swedish luxury automobiles. They have a reputation for comfort, solidity, safety and longevity.

Buy a volvo, it might just save your life.

Author: Jim-Jones http://volvo.urbanup.com/2442178

8. (Volvo) (217↑, 156↓)

Perhaps one of the greatest cars ever made. Safe, reliable, good looking, fast, comfortable, luxurious and decently priced. Volvo drivers are generally smarter people who enjoy driving something different and unique. Modded Volvo drivers are proud to own a unique piece of art that can blow the doors of any ricer kid in a Civic that dares challenge him. It is something different that no one else has, and no one suspects it. The ultimate sleeper. Modern day Volvo's such as the S60R and V70R churn out 300hp and can blast to 60MPH in as little as 5.5 seconds stock. The older volvos, pre-2001, were generally on the boxy sive, excluding the stunning C70 coupe and convertible, the old V40 and S40, and the luxurious S80 sedan. These cars are different than everything alse on the road at that time. Sure you could have had the typical Lexus or BMW, but since they all have that "round" look, they all just blend together, and end up looking like a piece of tofu. The Volvo's during that time, like the amazing 240hp 1995 850 T-5R or the 260hp 1998 S70R, had much sharper lines, not making them the boxes like the previous models of the 80's, but giving them character, and a presence that none of their competitors can replicate.

Most recently, the 2006 models: S40 T5 AWD and V50 T5 AWD. S60 2.4, 2.5T, 2.5T AWD, T5 and R models. V70 2.4. 2.5T, 2.5T AWD, T5, and R models. S80 T6. XC90, 2.9, T6 and new V8 (Volvo's first V8) XC70, with a 208hp 2.5T. Older models pre-2006 include the always beautiful, perhaps the msot stunning volvo ever made, hte C70 coupe and convertible. Starting their production for Model Year 98, the coupe ending in 2002 and the convertible in 2004. The C70 has been redesigned for 2007 as a hard top convertible. Other models like the first generation V70 and V70 XC, the S70, the first generation S40 and the old V40 which was replaced by the V50. Moving into the mid-early 90's, the famous 850 was made, starting in 93, and ending in 97. The best being the 95 850 T-5R in yellow with 240hp, or the 96 850R Wagon with 240hp. Other models around that time were the old S90, which replaced then 940 and 960. The last year 93 of the classic 240.

Author: V44 http://volvo.urbanup.com/1357533

9. (volvo) (70↑, 17↓)

Swedish automobile that will last forever. Pre-2000 they were very boxy, however after being purchased by Ford, their styling is much nicer. Known for having extremely comfortable seats.

My 1997 Volvo 850 GLT has 170k miles on it, has been partially frozen into a lake for a month, and can still go 140 mph. Everything works like the day it was new and it is faster and better looking than most of the ricers on the road.

Author: I heart beer http://volvo.urbanup.com/2341409

10. (Volvo) (208↑, 177↓)

'Guy Speak': Acronym. Meaning Very Old Loose Vaginal Opening. Used to cover up the fact they are talking about a womans nasty genitals after childbirth...when either in the company of women or not.

"My Volvo just doesn't perform the way it used to." "Damn, she's got a Volvo down there" "My wife's Volvo has far too many miles on it, it's impossible to even get it to tunrover in the morning."

Author: James http://volvo.urbanup.com/545251

11. (volvo) (171↑, 142↓)

Car usually driven by movie stars, astronauts, ninjas and super heroes. Drivers of this vehicle usually possess genius level intelligence. Usually when an owner of a volvo dies they are carried to heaven on a chariot made of gold and chocolate. Once there everyone gives them Hi 5's cause of their taste in cars

This one time i totally watched a klingon drive a volvo over a hippie. It was awesome

Author: Marty The Defiler http://volvo.urbanup.com/1367779

12. (volvo) (20↑, 8↓)

Originally made as a armored swedish infantry carrier but never used because of the swedes well known neutrality. It was soon converted into a mass produced vehicle commonly driven by soccer moms, teenagers old people and hippies because of its indestructible nature and the fact that none of its users possess the ability to operate a motor vehicle of any sort. known to possess every safety device known to man except for ejector seats and condom dispensors. many are now turbocharged so that their safety features can be used more often. even tho no one has or will ever die in one they all seem to resemble a hearse.

Why do old people drive volvos? havent they lived long enough already?

Author: Swedish yodeller http://volvo.urbanup.com/4150881

13. (Volvo) (36↑, 35↓)

Volvo stands for many things: 1. Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object. 2. Very Old Loose Vaginal Opening (Courtsey of another definition). 3. Many More. Volvos are known to be "crappy," yet many of their oldest models such as the 240, 740, 950, and 850 series still surpass many of the standards held by crappy american or ricer car companies today. Specifically, the 850 is the most commonly sought after model as it is most convenient for tuning and mods. Volvos run forever and ever. Additionally, Volvos are, for all practical purposes, the best cars on the market. Everything up to and including sexual intercourse is still safe while within the confines of Volvo's spacious cars.

Volvos are made in a country (Sweeden) where it is dark for more than 200 days of the year, beer costs more than the fridge you put it in, and "roads" are usually considered to be tracks made by "other tractors" through the middle of a desolate field. Volvos kick the shit out of competition because they are the competition.

Author: Spanky1122 http://volvo.urbanup.com/2731901

14. (Volvo) (8↑, 10↓)

Very Odd Looking Vagina Opening

that girl last night had a VOLVO and im not talking about the car.

Author: Dnuggs21 http://volvo.urbanup.com/4813216

15. (Volvo) (52↑, 60↓)

A Swedish brand of automobile, now owned by Ford Motor Company, renowned for it's high level of safety features. SLANG: Volvo is code for Vulva (Pussy lips) to mean either the lips specifically, or simply the female crotch area generally.

I'd sure love to pump that bitch's Volvo full of gas\!

Author: Little Amy http://volvo.urbanup.com/1799186

16. (Volvo) (134↑, 143↓)

only true champions are worthy of this absolute tankmobile.

get out of that fuggin ricer and into this volvo wagon\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

Author: honky mcgee http://volvo.urbanup.com/388499

17. (Volvo) (116↑, 129↓)

The maker of the only station wagon other than the Dodge Magnum that looks good - the V70R. 300HP, AWD, safety, world's most comfortable seats, wide stance - imagine picking up your kids in that. WOW

2005 V70R - smokes every other wagon but the Magnum.

Author: J http://volvo.urbanup.com/840671

18. (volvo) (17↑, 38↓)

before the time of the SUV, the ultimate soccermom vehicle. Most commonly found in middle to upper class suburbs driven by women (or a man who has been whipped real good by his wife). Mid priced, large to mid size, really safe, ugly. Older volvos are used by people who don't have enough cash to buy a cool car, but they still want something usable.

10 years ago, that soccormom would be dropping her 150lb 10 year-old off at practice in a volvo wagon, not a ford excursion.

Author: northendwhitetrash http://volvo.urbanup.com/2766333

19. (Volvo) (82↑, 103↓)

A safe and reliable Swedish automobile that is commonly associated with College Professors, mothers with multiple children in sporting activities at different schools, and any resident of Vermont. Also known as a "brick" or "Swedish school bus". Most Volvos are station wagons with nearly a dozen air bags and headlights that never turn off. Newer models are now turbocharged to nearly an inch of their life, breaking any stereotype associated thus far.

That Volvo has nearly 400,000 miles on it, and it will not die.

Author: Mattikus http://volvo.urbanup.com/1472408

20. (volvo) (4↑, 27↓)

pronounced vuuulllvvvoooo. used by stoned teenagers along the california coast to describe anything and everything.

dude, don't get sand in my volvo. get the fuck outta my volvo. where's my volvo?

Author: bobertothe2nd http://volvo.urbanup.com/1474810

21. (Volvo) (127↑, 152↓)

Cars usually driven by librarians, yuppies, old people, exc. This is because everyone else hasn't figured out how cool they are yet.

Yessss, Volvo wagons kick ass\!

Author: 5th Column http://volvo.urbanup.com/125805

22. (Volvo) (75↑, 116↓)

A nearly indestructible automobile. But since FORD bought them out they are not realiable anymore.

Did you see that hot-looking C70. It's dead on the road and that 262C is still going strong with 5 million miles on the odometer.

Author: x-volvo owner http://volvo.urbanup.com/932466

23. (volvo) (74↑, 123↓)

Noun - A perfect "[sleeper]" car, derived from Swedish roots. Very quick when Turbo-charged.

That volvo is an awesome sleeper\!

Author: Jaxx http://volvo.urbanup.com/1356966

24. (Volvo) (94↑, 146↓)

Swedish cars often purchased by moms trying to keep their babies safe and then passed onto those same babies 16 years and 200,000 miles later, still running like new. They have a knack for fixing themselves if you just keep on driving. Looked best during the period of 1980-1996.

Dude, you got your Volvo yet? -Naw, my mom wont let go of it

Author: J-Hutch http://volvo.urbanup.com/1342218

25. (volvo) (93↑, 182↓)

The Name: Volvo is latin and means "I roll" (revolve), a fitting name for these durable cars. The cars are built like tanks because Scandinavians are (were) a pragmatic people prefering reliability instead of flashy features.

Surviver1: How did you survive the nuclear blast above surface\!? Surviver2: I was driving along in my Volvo...

Author: Slanter http://volvo.urbanup.com/1208597

26. (Volvo) (320↑, 413↓)

A carboard box on wheels, new vovlos are soggy cardboard boxes, only ever driven by [gays]. Destroy on sight. Alos probably the only car that has a driver that ignorant they will run you over

1:ARGHHHHHHHH VOLVO 2:RUN AWAY\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! 1:*splated* 2:Oh dear

Author: -hugin- http://volvo.urbanup.com/1269534

27. (volvo) (31↑, 134↓)

A [Swedish] [car] company, currently owned by [Ford], that in the [1960s] got a reputation for making safe, reliable, and mostly ugly (except for the 1800 series, Volvo's only good looking car, made from 1959-74, and most known as the car [Roger Moore] drove in [The Saint] TV series) cars. The quality took a huge nosedive in about [1975] like the quality of many other cars. Almost overnight Volvos became completely unreliable and prone to breaking down almost on a daily basis. For some reason, Volvo's reputation amongst consumers wasn't affected much for years. They coasted on their reputation for what seemed like two decades, of course people unlucky enough to buy one would know that any Volvo made after 1974 is a pile of crap best suited for a junkyard. Not until the Japanese entered the luxury car market in the [1990s] did people start to realize what pieces of shit Volvos were, and as a result their target market largely started buying [Lexus] and [Acura]. One of THE most expensive cars to repair, and you'll need to repair it often.

Volvos spend more time in the shop than on the road. The Swedes tend to be such nice people ; how could they come up with a car as crappy as a Volvo?

Author: Rattus cattus http://volvo.urbanup.com/2049030

28. (volvo) (23↑, 127↓)

A car driven mainly by people over the age of 60. Looks and feels like driving a 100-ton brick shithouse. You can hit curbs, pedestrians, and other cars and not leave a scratch in your bumper. If anything on your volvo ever breaks or needs replacing, no matter how small, it will cost you 800.00. If the airbag ever goes off it will most likely decapitate you too. The cupholders.... oh wait... the early 90's volvos DON'T HAVE CUPHOLDERS. If you drive a volvo you're an asshole, bottom line.

Hey look at that guy driving a volvo, what an asshole.

Author: Domino http://volvo.urbanup.com/2427674

29. (Volvo) (70↑, 187↓)

940 volvo WAGON (bronze tone)... the only car that will get u from point A to point B that fastest and safest... volvos can take a hit or 27, so drive it like u stole it

that asshole driver in the VOLVO (940 wagon bronze tone) just pussy whiped my civic(red4door)

Author: asshole behind the wheel http://volvo.urbanup.com/329561

30. (volvo) (61↑, 203↓)

Very Old Looking Vehicular Object BUT still the best damn cars out there\!

I went to the Very Old Looking Vehicular Object dealership to buy a new C70.

Author: Anthony http://volvo.urbanup.com/1093324

31. (Volvo) (97↑, 250↓)

The only car a true pimp would be seen in. Drivers are generally well equipped and don't need to compensate for anything. Best in yellow.

Wow, I wish I could get out of this prissy little Civic/Neon and into a nice Volvo.

Author: squirrelmaster5.0 http://volvo.urbanup.com/149873

32. (Volvo) (85↑, 239↓)

The most extreme wagons known to man, from Scandinavia to the West. Best with absurd stickers, fuzzy dice, and beaded seat covers that arab taxicab drivers use. It's cool when the interior fabric rips off because your friends can carve things in the orange foam on the roof. It looks like people are laughing at you but they're really crying because they know they will never be as Extreme as the Volvo 740 Wagon. It's a hearse on Anabolic Steroids that only Scandinavia could conquer.

"Now THAT is an extreme Volvo." "The 1990 Volvo 740 just owned my Camaro\!"

Author: John Foppe http://volvo.urbanup.com/214313

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Last updated: 2012.03.01